Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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