apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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