I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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