so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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