eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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