Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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