I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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