just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am naked and annoyed.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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