who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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