Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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