if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
So. Much. Porn.
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