she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
