i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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