I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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