My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We don't watch enough power rangers
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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