gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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