He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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