I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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