You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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