I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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