id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize