Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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