I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The struggles of a small town man whore
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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