It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
ok first of all what the fuck
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