im about as happy as oj after his trial
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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