So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
