the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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