Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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