remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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