I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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