And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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