Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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