My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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