Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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