My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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