I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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