dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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