My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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