But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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