nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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