Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Will exercising make me less horny?
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