what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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