guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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