i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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