in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...