508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.