After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper