I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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