Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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