The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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