If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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