he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
