Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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