belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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