I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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