I want to stick my p in your. b.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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