Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i would punch a child for taco bell
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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